So we all know Diddy makes cake, but he tries a little too hard in this five minute mini movie to stunt. Yes, he has two bad bitches on either side (though he clearly prefers the skinny white one), he jet skies in a suit, and he talks throughout the whole thing. Yes, everything he touches turns to gold, hence the reason why plenty of gold-diggin hussies try to have his babies. Anyways, I am just curious as to what the shit actually smells like. I hear it smells pretty good, and, not surprisingly, there is a women’s fragrance titled “I am Queen,” that is soon to follow. Check out the video, guys, and let me know if you can keep a straight face throughout the whole thing. If so, props, because I started laughing half-way through.